yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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