Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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