I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
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Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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