my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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