Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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