Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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