Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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