What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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