The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
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There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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