so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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