There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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