dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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