Is it normal to miss your booty call?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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