I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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