I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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