I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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