I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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