Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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