So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
This is my life. Enjoy the view
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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