Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
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Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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