I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
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I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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