whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
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Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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