Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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