so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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