no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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