porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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