i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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