sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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