Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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