the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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