Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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