physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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