Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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