You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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