Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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