I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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