And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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