I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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