the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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