I accidentally burped into my bong.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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