Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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