fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
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I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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