I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
My feet surprised me
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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