Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Blood and glitter go together right?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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