Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
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I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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