i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
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No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
These tits shall not be calmed
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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