I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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