Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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