I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
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I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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