Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Randomize